MEET Fern

#1 Sucky Suck; Professional Snuggle Pug; Enthusiastic Receiver of Butt Scritches

Fern is the quintessential wallflower: simple, unassuming, and always just out of the limelight. A sweet ‘n sucky baby and subservient sister to her firecracker of a twin, Fern loves nothing more than showering her people with love and affection in exchange for quality butt scratches and long, squishy pug hugs. Don’t let this little one’s quiet demeanor fool you, though - when the car comes to a stop, Fern’s bloodletting scream will rouse distant memories of various World Wars before sending you into an upward spiral of laughter. #BooBooFoon

Fun Facts

Nicknames: Foon, Foo-wen, Foo-Urn, FUUUuuuuuurn, FernFern, Fluernabiss, Birdurnabiss, #BooBooFoon
Age: 10
Birthday: October 31, 2012
Favorite Activities; Snuggling with Mum like an actual human infant; screaming bloody murder when I think it’s time to get out of the car; twerking my cute butt in search of a good rubdown
Favorite Snack: Anything sweet ‘n fruity, like me!
Pet Peeves: Having to wear anything other than a smol collar; when Mum doesn’t immediately lift me onto the bed and I’m left with no choice but to throw a temper tantrum; whenever anyone stops scratching my butt
Favorite Memory: Wearing my big-girl panties & crossing the creek at Fletcher Falls (Watch here!)